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Gary Jr. is the Corpse Groom
"fight evil, don't become the source of it."
Created on 2002-01-23 18:04:46 (#448122), last updated 2006-06-09
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Basic Info| Name: | Gary Jr., the Corpse Groom |
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| Birthdate: | 1973-03-09 |
| Location: | Boston, Massachusetts, United States |
| Website: | http://www.garyjr.com |
Bio"Mr. and Mrs. Smith had a wonderful life. They were a normal happy husband and wife. One day they got news that made Mr. Smith glad. Mrs. Smith would be a mom, which would make him the dad!
But something was wrong with their bundle of joy. It wasn't human at all, it was a robot boy! He wasn't warm and cuddly, and he didn't have skin. Instead, there was a cold, think layer of tin. There were wires and tubes sticking out of his head. He just lay there and stared, not living or dead. The only time he seemed alive at all was with a long extension cord plugged into the wall.
Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor, "What have you done to my boy? He's not flesh and blood, he's aluminum alloy!" The doctor said gently, "What I'm going to say will sound pretty wild. But you're not the father of this strange-looking child. You see, there still is some question about the child's gender, but we think that its father is a microwave blender."
The Smiths' lives were now filled with misery and strife. Mrs. Smith hated her husband, and he hated his wife. He never forgave her unholly alliance: a sexual encounter with a kitchen appliance.
And Robot Boy grew to be a young man. Though he was often mistaken for a garbage can."
This blog contains the edited and unedited rantings of a dorky 33 year old Portuguese Irish Homosexual who also happens to be an office manager for a showroom in The Boston Design Center, a liberal Democrat, a television addict, an ex-architectural student and a former Big Brother who struggles with OCD, finding true love and enough time to watch all of his Tivo, while trying to find the balance between maintaining functional relationships and squeezing in the gym at least three to four times a week.
"No matter what you did, no matter who you are, no matter where you come from, you can always change. Become a better version of yourself."
------> 153 things you may not want to know about me.
------> my amazon wish list!
But something was wrong with their bundle of joy. It wasn't human at all, it was a robot boy! He wasn't warm and cuddly, and he didn't have skin. Instead, there was a cold, think layer of tin. There were wires and tubes sticking out of his head. He just lay there and stared, not living or dead. The only time he seemed alive at all was with a long extension cord plugged into the wall.
Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor, "What have you done to my boy? He's not flesh and blood, he's aluminum alloy!" The doctor said gently, "What I'm going to say will sound pretty wild. But you're not the father of this strange-looking child. You see, there still is some question about the child's gender, but we think that its father is a microwave blender."
The Smiths' lives were now filled with misery and strife. Mrs. Smith hated her husband, and he hated his wife. He never forgave her unholly alliance: a sexual encounter with a kitchen appliance.
And Robot Boy grew to be a young man. Though he was often mistaken for a garbage can."
This blog contains the edited and unedited rantings of a dorky 33 year old Portuguese Irish Homosexual who also happens to be an office manager for a showroom in The Boston Design Center, a liberal Democrat, a television addict, an ex-architectural student and a former Big Brother who struggles with OCD, finding true love and enough time to watch all of his Tivo, while trying to find the balance between maintaining functional relationships and squeezing in the gym at least three to four times a week.
"No matter what you did, no matter who you are, no matter where you come from, you can always change. Become a better version of yourself."
------> 153 things you may not want to know about me.
------> my amazon wish list!
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