| Gary Jr., the Corpse Groom ( @ 2006-04-20 09:37:00 |
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| Current music: | John Powell - "Office Work" |
"watch me shave like a real person because that's what real people do."
at first i was going to take a picture of myself brushing my teeth but i thought it might be a little gross to see my foaming at the mouth. i don't generally foam at the mouth unless i'm in the presence of will estes or any cast member of the soap santa barbara. so i decided to go with a picture of me shaving instead. haha. first i tried to snap this photo but like that time i went to ptown and took a picture of that lighthouse with the fat naked guy in the corner (i seriously didn't even see him cuz he was like 900 yards away) i ended up taking a video. stupid camera. i couldn't figure out why the camera wouldn't upload my photo. well it turns out it was because it was a video. doh. so for your viewing pleasure you can click on this picture and watch me shave like a real person because that's what real people do. lol. actually ps. please "right mouse click" then "save target as" so you don't use up all my bandwidth and my isp doesn't charges me a million dollars i don't have. thanks!
in other news, wasn't alias awesome last night?! omg. omg. omg. spy mommy is back and as evil as ever. i seriously don't know how this show has been on the air as long as it has. every episode is like a full length feature film. that helicopter sequence was fantastic for a television show. it was totally full of angst, suspense, history oh boy lots of history and surprises. i knew spymommy was evil but i never suspected how evil. yet she was still a little soft and her little speech about being either a mother or a spy "not both" was just bittersweet, yet warped, yet lovely. dam dam dam, i wanted to watch it again but i had to go to bed. haha.
but not before i got to talk to michael. he's so charming and dorky. he's the type of guy that on paper i always say i want. someone who's extroverted, funny, outgoing yet attentive, complimentary and affectionate and oh dammmmmm fine. hehe. he already has two pet names for me: "superstar" and "sexy" but he says it all silly like "hey sexy how was your day?" awe. hopefully it's not because he can't remember my name. he called me as he got out of work but i was brushing my teeth with my new electric toothbrush (cuz it makes brushing...fun!) lol. so i called him back as he was walking in his front door. oh shoot i forgot to tell him i wanted to play dodge ball. err. i told him he could call me tomorrow at work if he wanted because he's always calling me on my cell at lunch even though i told him i don't usually answer my cell at work because it's on vibrate in my book bag, that doesnt' hold book but magazines. anywho, i think i've yammered on enough about michael i mean we've spent more time saying good night to each other than we have actually hanging out. dam you and your crazy work hours! hee.
